setbabiesonfire:

randyliedtke:

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

This is hilarious.


4 months ago with 367,212 notes
originally randyliedtke

jakeyjay:

I mean basically


4 months ago with 44,378 notes
originally resortmonorail

When I ask a salesperson for help and then they won’t leave me alone

whatshouldwecallme:

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5 months ago with 1,546 notes
originally whatshouldwecallme


5 months ago with 423,163 notes
originally indieindielove

spookyfangirlspookynovel:

arnsterdamn:

BUT IMAGINE AT THANKSGIVING BRINGING THIS AND THEY ARE LIKE WAIT WHY IS IT UNCOOK AND YOU JUST DIG YOUR HAND IN IT AND EAT IT AND THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOOOOOOO

"why is it uncook"


5 months ago with 232,681 notes
originally martinekenblog


5 months ago with 243,075 notes
originally ffrenchtoast

Rare Words

rosettes:

acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists
paralian - A person who lives near the sea
aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets 
dwale - To wander about deliriously
sabaism - The worship of stars
dysphoria - An unwell feeling
aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips


5 months ago with 196,877 notes
originally milkthistles

Stephanie J. Block


5 months ago with 135 notes
originally twostrandsofmelody
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5 months ago with 10,596 notes
originally forgettheheartbreak

The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

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So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

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My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

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Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

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What the-?

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This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.


5 months ago with 226,864 notes
originally justatiltedlamp


5 months ago with 10,035 notes
originally faustinepau

the-absolute-best-posts:

bitterassfandom:

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5 months ago with 197,077 notes
originally teachingliteracy

moona-loona:

Ian Somerhalder with Moke - People Magazine 2013

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5 months ago with 3,883 notes
originally salvatore-vampire

explanationpoint:

tumblr after halloween


5 months ago with 142,853 notes
originally 1-more-miracle

saaaaaasha:

freida-b-frosty:

littlesapphireknight:

How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry and use your diploma as tissue


5 months ago with 527,593 notes
originally i-am-lord-of-asgard

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