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setbabiesonfire:

randyliedtke:

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

This is hilarious.


8 months ago with 367,221 notes
originally randyliedtke

jakeyjay:

I mean basically


8 months ago with 48,325 notes
originally magicyourway

When I ask a salesperson for help and then they won’t leave me alone

whatshouldwecallme:

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9 months ago with 1,547 notes
originally whatshouldwecallme


spookyfangirlspookynovel:

arnsterdamn:

BUT IMAGINE AT THANKSGIVING BRINGING THIS AND THEY ARE LIKE WAIT WHY IS IT UNCOOK AND YOU JUST DIG YOUR HAND IN IT AND EAT IT AND THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOOOOOOO

"why is it uncook"


9 months ago with 274,104 notes
originally martinekenblog


9 months ago with 267,403 notes
originally henckels

Rare Words

rosettes:

acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists
paralian - A person who lives near the sea
aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets 
dwale - To wander about deliriously
sabaism - The worship of stars
dysphoria - An unwell feeling
aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips


9 months ago with 222,535 notes
originally milkthistles

Stephanie J. Block


9 months ago with 140 notes
originally twostrandsofmelody
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9 months ago with 10,863 notes
originally forgettheheartbreak

The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

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So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

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My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

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Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

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What the-?

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This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.


9 months ago with 242,360 notes
originally justatiltedlamp


9 months ago with 10,762 notes
originally faustinepau

the-absolute-best-posts:

bitterassfandom:

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9 months ago with 198,132 notes
originally teachingliteracy

moona-loona:

Ian Somerhalder with Moke - People Magazine 2013

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9 months ago with 3,877 notes
originally salvatore-vampire

explanationpoint:

tumblr after halloween


9 months ago with 143,480 notes
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